The awesome people that follow me on twitter will be familiar with #searchtermoftheday – a regular feature of the best searches that real people type in to real search engines, which (somehow) directs them to this site.

Unfortunately, Google have started encrypting their searches, meaning that the majority of search engine referrals are no longer known – so enjoy these while you can. Here are some of the greatest hits from the past few years. It should be obvious they they’re 100% genuine / real, because nobody could think them up…

Amusing / phrasing

• devout ass
• boobs all size abcdefgh
• courtroom puns
• stupid catface photos
• movie with alot of action and tits
• hats with special powers
• james bond licensed chest wigs
• unimaginable lust
• Mark ROFLo
• jackie chan asian?
• skid marks + mtv room raiders
• monkey is a good pet?
• blowjobs please
• the fighter ugliest cast ever
• give me a parafraph about jesus was a commie
• pancakes are fucking gay
• massive fannies
• midget mechanics
• someone please explain tree of life
• chick fights boobs everywhere
• boys bumming each other

Stupid Questions:

• is nude nuns with machine guns based on a true story
• is maud adams nipple viewable in the shower scene in the man with the golden gun
• who was the recurring irish contestant with mullet on x factor
• where can i find the shake shack from the movie grease
• nude nuns with big guns, whats the message behind the movie
• how do adult film actresses perform ass-to-mouth sex?

Weirdly specific

• cartoon images of men who is going through menopause
• japanese naked women on salarymen’s desks
• first experience of going to the cinema adult style
• big bouncy tits shot full of bullets by zombies
• old tv show where a man has two personalities in one hes an assigned killer in the other hes a loving husband
• big fake titties, guns & manly shit that’s gonna piss your girlfriend off
• “unique is young, full of energy and a bottom girl that loves big dicks on her men and the darker the better!”
• write a short paragraph about your experience with your friend to go camping
• adult foreign film from 1980s where fox hunters on horse back hunted nude women
• the pornsite jay was using in the inbetweeners movie
• My parents went to Miami and all I got was molested by my neighbor
• cannibal story of young girls being fucked milked then gets crushed up

Saught-after celebrity body parts (these are around 40% of incoming hits):

• pierse brosnan penis
• pierce brosnan donkey shit
• pierce brosnan doggy style
• cybill shepherd ass pics
• pam griers amazing booty
• pam grier booty
• teri hatchers tights
• brandon quinn has 11 fingers?
• bryan cranston‘s crooked teeth
• ving rhames bulge
• stephen hawking nude
• bart simpsons willy
• channing tatum disfigured penis
• jason statham cock
• fiona fullerton‘s nipples
• michelle dockery‘s neck
• penelope cruz labia
• kirsten dunst in willies
• robert sheehan‘s ass
• vagina of kate winslet
• robert de niro naked
• alyson hannigan nipples
• louise bourgoin sexy feet

Fetish / Sexy-to-someone / Fapping

• womenpigsex
• horse penis
• dogporn film
• upskirts vintage martial arts girls
• sumo sex
• huge monster dildo shop
• unthinkable penis
• xxx rat torture
• vibrator fight
• pointy tits
• penis biting gore movies
• bikini clad bitches playing chess
• women pig sexual
• mega fuck slut masturbator
• lara croft bound and gagged
• http://www.madogasex.com
• classic porn movie with rose in pussy
• batman and catwoman get busy
• bondage chess
• kate beckinsale tied up
• bizarre bestiality productions
• why wank with ham?
• jock strap stories
• needles in tits movies
• “assassin” “porn” “silencer”
• tall moustached transvestites
• cool big semi trucks and hot chicks
• bouncing round breasts in horror thriller film
• babes on horseback
• pterodectyl porn
• guys with huge nipples
• smurf sex

 

What are your best search terms? And why are some people still allowed online?!?!