A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

A very Harold and Kumer 3D Christmas: [3D] It’s Christmas eve and when a magical doob burns down Harold’s one-of-a-kind Christmas tree the two must find a replacement before the big day. And yes, this film is every bit as stupid as the title would suggest. There’s babies on drugs, dick jokes, racial stereotypes, lesbian nuns/pedo priests, drug use, dealer Santa, a surgery montage, sexy massage, and a robot that makes waffles (and hates pancakes) – it’s totally mental, 100% crude but so festive that it’s almost impossible not like. The stoner element is minimized to a few scenes and 3D smoke rings, and it feels more like a ‘Hangover’ type situation-after-situation affair. The 3D was brilliant: very aware, gimmicky, in-your-face pointy-pokery – the way it should be. Surprisingly funny, solidly uplifting, and equally offensive to every and all age/race/belief this could well be one of the best modern Christmas stories!

Score: 7/10

2 comments
  1. Doc said:

    Yet another film I had no interest in seeing. But maybe now, after reading your review, I will. I’ve got to stop reading your posts. You keep costing me money!

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    • It’s trash crudity of the lowest level… but it’s funny, trash crudity of the highest level. One of the few comedies that had me laughing end to end this year.

      Danny Trejo though – hard times for him!

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