Dr. Alien

Dr Alien Teacher Sidekick, Billy Jacoby, Judy Landers, Olivia Barash, Troy Donahue, Stuart Fratkin, Arlene Golonka, Jim Hackett, Bobby Jayne, Julie Gray, Linnea Quigley, Ginger Lynn,

Dr. Alien (AKA I Was a Teenage Sex Maniac. AKA I Was a Teenage Sex Mutant): after a bum injection from a ridiculously sexy alien a boring high-school loser becomes a mini Fonzie that can beat up jocks, front a heavy metal band, drive like a boss, and has hordes of horny wimin stripping and ravaging him continually. I suspect this may have been written by teenage boys for teenage boys? It has a weird style of humour: lots of lame and nonsensical childish gags accompanied with loud Looney Toons sound effects – in a film with boobs and (very light) sex scenes?!? With zinger punch lines like “you forgot the mustard!” and “he looked great in tight trousers!” you’d be forgiven for thinking that actual aliens wrote the script after hearing some 1920s radio plays. There’s not a whole lot else worth mentioning as everything about the movie is sub-standard: acting, script, editing and direction… even the main special effect, a ‘Hideous Fleshy Antena (that looks like a pouting anus) is underwhelming. In fact, the most notable aspect of this entire DVD release is that it has an X-rated porn film (Auditions, 1978) as a completely unrelated extra which brings the rating from whats’s presumably a 15 to a Hard 18! Bottom line – Dr. Alien isn’t violent, saucy, or trashy enough to be worthy of the GrindhouseB-Movie (or even Teen Sex Comedy) branding – it’s actually a slightly naughtier Ferris Bueller / Grease / Weird Science affair.

Score: 2/10
B-Movie Score: 3/10

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6 comments
  1. lol, this movie sounds so bad it’s probably fun to watch (a la Attack of the Killer Tomatoes) :)

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    • Paragraph Film Reviews said:

      It’s more so-bad-it’s-really-bad. I think it would work best as a goofball comedy for teenagers (if you took the crow-barred in nudity back out)

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  2. drhumpp said:

    I Audition better?

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    • Paragraph Film Reviews said:

      Had a quick skip through it – couldn’t be bothered sitting through an 80 minute soft-porn mockumentary after watching Dr Alien, but it looked pretty explicit and kinky.

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  3. I’m surprised I haven’t seen this one since Judy Landers made it onto the screen I was watching a number of times back in the day. Sounds like I can keep missing it. Then again, none of her movies were what I would call good.

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    • Paragraph Film Reviews said:

      I wouldn’t go seeking it out in a hurry – although it does have an authentically camp charm about it. Judy Landers looks fantastic, but leaves the skin bits to no-name actresses… BOO!!!

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