Paragraph Film Reviews Turns Five!

5YearAversaryLast week I got a notification that Paragraph Film Reviews had made it to five years old – which officially makes this one of the few things I’ve stuck at for more than a week – joining the tiny list of playing Fifa Games and Guitars. To celebrate this I’ll be throwing up some longer features and articles over the next few weeks.

At the time of writing the site has 750 posts, 1,450 followers, 6,850 article shares, almost 2,000 comments, and (since stats began in 2011) hits from almost every country in the world – including a bunch I didn’t know even counted: New Caledonia, Vanuatu, Aland Islands, Eritrea, Benin, Belize, Martinique. Big shout out to the USA too, who make up twice as much traffic as my home country, the UK! Modest as they are, I never thought this tiny blog would ever get stats like that.

breaking bad yeah birthday bitch jessie memeRegulars will notice that the site has slowed down a little, but I do intend keeping it up – I’ve recently moved to the Scottish countryside and got an awesome dog, leaving me with less time to write new content.

Thanks to everyone that’s visited, read, and commented on this site over the past five years – and to all of the other movie reviewers doing the public a solid by being a film blogger!

Hope to see you all around in another five years.



My favourite posts from the past five years

Mark ROFLOA list of the best search terms that landed people on this blog

My Big Fat Greek Vagina WeddingThe ‘Vagina’ movie name game

King of the ArsesThe short-lived – but soon-to-be-returning – ‘Genius or Arse’ feature

Kim Jee Woon - Tale of Two Sisters, Bittersweet Life, The Good The Bad The Weird, I Saw The Devil, The Last StandCommentary on the fusion of Korean and Hollywood cinemas

Riki-Oh The Story of Ricky 4Riki-Oh: Story of Ricky

Violence in cinema 02Does the Film-maker have a moral responsibility?

Your favourite posts over the past five years (most hits)

Battle Recon The Call To Duty Battle Force The TraitorBattle Recon: The Call to Duty

007 Albert R Broccoli Daniel Craig George Lazenby Ian Fleming James Bond January Pierce Brosnan Roger Moore Sean Connery Timothy DaltonJames Bond January Intro / James Bond January Index

Archer Banner Poster TV ShowThe nine best Running Gags in Archer

Films that defined usThe ‘Films that Define us’ post

The only way is essex logoA Rant about The Only Way is Essex

Saw Cary ElwesAnti-Valentines Day Movies

Danny Leigh Interview The FIlm ProgrammeInterview with The Film Program host Danny Leigh

  1. Nostra said:

    Congratulations, during those five years a lot of movieblogs have ceased to exist. Great to see yours is still up and running…on to 10 years!


    • Paragraph Film Reviews said:

      Finger’s crossed! Hoping to get the site bag on its legs soon. :)


  2. Congrats! Hope to see a whole heck of a lot more of you around!


    • Paragraph Film Reviews said:

      Cheers dude!


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