The vulgar movie name game
PFR is marking the 500th post by putting up a bunch of DVD extras this week. This one’s about one of the most immature, yet enjoyable, movie related games in existence. WARNING: Stop reading here if you’re easily offended!
My friends and I have been playing this game for years now. The rules are simple: take the title of a film and change one of the words (here’s the mature bit) to ‘Vagina’ – when you run out of ideas expand to TV shows / band names / songs / books / plays… the sky is the limit. When you run out of ideas, time to flick through your TV planner / Radio Times magazine and apply as necessary.
I know I know, it’s ridiculous, immature and stupid but I swear if you kick this game off with your friends it can easily go on intensely for a whole night, strongly for a week, and periodically for years.
Without further adieu, here’s a list of my favourite so far: please, please pitch in with your best shot.
Vagina got Fingered
Bill and Ted’s Bogus Vagina
I Spit on your Vagina
The Girl who played with Vaginas
The Girl who kicked the Hornet’s Vagina
How to Lose a Vagina in 10 Days
The Hunt for Red Vagina
The Man with the Golden Vagina
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Vagina
Fun with Dick and Vagina
Little Vagina of Horrors
Annie get your Vagina
Bang the Vagina Slowly
The Neverending Vagina
Buffy the Vagina Slayer
The Little Vagina of Horrors
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Vaginas
He’s Just Not that Into Vaginas
Eternal Sunshine of a spotless Vagina
Abraham Lincoln: Vagina Hunter
Nanny McPhee and the Big Vagina
My Bloody Vagina
Lara Croft: Vagina Raider
The never ending vagina.
The good, the bad, and the vagina.
Cloudy with a chance of vaginas.
The last vagina Scout.
The last vagina of Scotland.
I’ll be back with more!
A Hard Dick’s Night
Let it Pee
Last of the Vaginas
V for Vagina.
For a few Vaginas more.
Once Upon a Vagina in the west…
A dangerous Vagina
The Vagina I live in
He’s just not that into Vagina…
I don’t think I can beat these. Very funny!
A bit of Billy Wilder – “Some Like Vagina Hot”
Time for Hitchcock – “Rear Vagina”
Horror – “28 Vaginas Later”
Pacino – Scent of a vagina.
Cloudy with a chance of vaginas and Scent of a vagina leading the field here!
The chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the witch and the vagina.
The greatest vagina ever sold.
Don’t be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the vagina.
The Englishman who went up a hill and came down a vagina – (That has to be the winner!)