The vulgar movie name game

PFR is marking the 500th post by putting up a bunch of DVD extras this week. This one’s about one of the most immature, yet enjoyable, movie related games in existence. WARNING: Stop reading here if you’re easily offended!

My friends and I have been playing this game for years now. The rules are simple: take the title of a film and change one of the words (here’s the mature bit) to ‘Vagina’ – when you run out of ideas expand to TV shows / band names  / songs / books / plays… the sky is the limit. When you run out of ideas, time to flick through your TV planner / Radio Times magazine and apply as necessary.

I know I know, it’s ridiculous, immature and stupid but I swear if you kick this game off with your friends it can easily go on intensely for a whole night, strongly for a week, and periodically for years.

Without further adieu, here’s a list of my favourite so far: please, please pitch in with your best shot.

My Big Fat Greek Vagina

Vagina got Fingered

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Vagina

I Spit on your Vagina

Mega Shark Vs Giant Vagina

No Country for Old Vaginas

How to Train your Vagina

The Girl who played with Vaginas

The Girl who kicked the Hornet’s Vagina

Touching the Vagina

How to Lose a Vagina in 10 Days

The Hunt for Red Vagina

The Man with the Golden Vagina

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Vagina

Edward Vaginahands

The Vagina Busters

Fun with Dick and Vagina

Little Vagina of Horrors

Annie get your Vagina

Bang the Vagina Slowly

The Neverending Vagina

Buffy the Vagina Slayer

The Little Vagina of Horrors

A Vaginaful of Dollars

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Vaginas

He’s Just Not that Into Vaginas

Eternal Sunshine of a spotless Vagina

Abraham Lincoln: Vagina Hunter

Furry Vagina

Nanny McPhee and the Big Vagina

My Bloody Vagina

Lara Croft: Vagina Raider

For your Vagina Only

Can anyone better these?

8 comments
  1. The never ending vagina.
    The good, the bad, and the vagina.
    Cloudy with a chance of vaginas.
    Red Vagina.
    The last vagina Scout.
    The last vagina of Scotland.

    I’ll be back with more!

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  2. nasen75 said:

    A Hard Dick’s Night
    Let it Pee
    Last of the Vaginas
    Seven Vagina

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  3. V for Vagina.
    Inglorious Vaginas.
    For a few Vaginas more.
    Once Upon a Vagina in the west…

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  4. A dangerous Vagina
    The Vagina I live in
    He’s just not that into Vagina…

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  5. Dan said:

    I don’t think I can beat these. Very funny!

    A bit of Billy Wilder – “Some Like Vagina Hot”

    Time for Hitchcock – “Rear Vagina”

    Horror – “28 Vaginas Later”

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    • Pacino – Scent of a vagina.

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  6. Paragraph Film Reviews said:

    Cloudy with a chance of vaginas and Scent of a vagina leading the field here!

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  7. The chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the witch and the vagina.
    The greatest vagina ever sold.
    Don’t be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the vagina.
    The Englishman who went up a hill and came down a vagina – (That has to be the winner!)

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