Red Heat

Red Heat Ivan Danko Красная жара Red Bull Arnold Schwarzenegger James Belushi Ed O'Ross Peter Boyle Gina Gershon Laurence Fishburne Richard Bright Brent Jennings

Red Heat: a Russian and American cop are forced together to capture a nasty drug dealer that’s killed their colleagues on both sides of the globe. With the opening sequence starting in a nearly-nude Soviet sauna/spa and culminating in a naked snow-fight you’d be forgiven for thinking you’d accidentally bought a gay porno; and when you’re finally settling back in to the movie… BOOM… another homoerotic shower scene with Arnie. The rest of the film is pinned on the culture clash of a stereotyped disciplined and ‘barbaric’ Soviet paired with a schlubby ‘wimpy’ American – aren’t culture clashes funny? LOL! We get everything from misunderstood slang (“You’re shitting me?” / “I’m not shitting on you”) through to plain old “I give up: this whole thing is very Russian!” <rolls eyes>. It sounds hammy, and some of it is, but it’s entertaining and carries the film: distracting you from the generic plot. It’s one of Arnie’s more challenging roles at that point, and he just about pulls it off as an Austrian speaking English with a Russian accent (MIND BLOWN!), which has led to the film becoming a cult movie in Russian speaking territories. It’s light on action, but when guns are blazing it’s satisfactory and brainless stuff like firing a six-shooter 18 times without reloading, and a Chicago bus carnage finale. Tonally, the film straddles a gulf between the wacky and light-hearted cop-pairing, and an ultra-evil bad guy / drugs / violence / nudity angle. Released in the mid-1980s – before the end of the Cold War – I suspect it had more going for it; however, looking back, it’s pretty unremarkable. Red Heat is a buddy-cop movie that ticks the boxes, but isn’t quite funny or action-packed to stand out.

Score: 5/10

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“Moscow’s toughest detective. Chicago’s craziest cop. There’s only one thing more dangerous than making them mad: making them partners.”

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4 comments
  1. You know I love Arnold, and this has long been a guilty pleasure movie for me. My only complaint is the villain. The actor they got is way too generic. They needed someone REALLY over the top, like Christopher Walken or Garey Busey (you know, someone insane) to make it memorable.

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    • Paragraph Film Reviews said:

      I think the guy LOOKS nasty and evil enough, but doesn’t do much overly-dastardly on screen, and is essentially just wanting to finish his drug deal. Never thought about it, but yeah, a larger than life villain hamming it up would have totally worked.

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  2. I was a teenager when this came out. It was pretty unremarkable back then, except for the naked snow fight.

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    • Paragraph Film Reviews said:

      If this had any other actor in the leading role it would be an even worse movie. Maybe the idea was slightly fresher then but the mis-matched cop pairing has been done to death since the 80s.

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