Red Sonia

Red Sonia: not the type of film you’re going to sit down and properly analyse, so here’s my favourite things about it.

• Bunch of blondes with long swords (and longer pins)
• 60 foot squatting stone Buddha, 30 foot stone bull, and other the massive props
• Arnie’s RAGING cod-piece
• Arnie’s RAGING growl at the kid
• Everyone’s unnecessarily impractical fighting gear
• Bunch of bad guys wearing jeans (in the middle-ages)
• Agile mechanical dragon-serpent (in the middle-ages)
• Brigette Nielsen’s outstanding pins – before she turned into a mess.
• Everyone trying their hardest to see who can act the worst.

Overall I love how Arnie keeps appearing, and risking his life to save an incompetent ginger woman that hates all men!!! Would be brilliant after a few drinks. Utter cheese, but totally watchable.

Score: 6/10