Tomorrow Never Dies
Tomorrow Never Dies: when a UK ship sinks in Chinese waters all is not what it seems. After some rummaging about 007 uncovers a crazy man’s plan to start WWIII, for exclusive media coverage and ratings!
Genuinely one of the more average days in the life of James Bond...
Another top-quality intro side-mission in the form of Bond gatecrashing a terrorist arms bazaar where he kicks the shit out of everyone, blows the shit out of everything (with the help of a jet fighter) then out-flies the shit out of a trained pilot; or as M calls it ‘doing his job’
Hands down the coolest scene in the film!
This opening really sets the bar for Tomorrow Never Dies and the action throughout is second to none; soundproof studio fist fight, newspaper factory punch up, RC car chase, Hong Kong building traversing and bike chase, Jackie Chan inspired technical Kung Fu fight, stealth boat finale… the last three films have such a great action track record!
Stomper - yet another henchman in the mould of From Russia's 'Red'.
Bonds era-specific calling card for the 1990s appears to be technology. Not only is it becoming more prevalent in the stories, but one of GoldenEye‘s main baddies was a – then – rare and mysterious computer H4x0r! Upping the ante here, we have the visual stereotype of a IT virgin (fat, beard, probably plays Warhammer in his mum’s basement) branded a “Techno Terrorist” and given the same billing as the physically perfect and ruthless Stamper. As far as henchmen go, must try harder.
China's answer to 007, waving him on from the sidelines
Q branch also rolls along with the times, producing two of the best gadgets to come out of the department: the burglar-and-bulletproof RC BMW, and the Phone/Taser/Car Control/Fingerprint scanner. What a combo! This is the very outer-limits of Bond gadgetry in that they seem completely plausible, but so ridiculously cool that they couldn’t possibly exist.
Ladies and Gentlemen - you're looking at the perfect James Bond here!
Brosnan pulls out what’s probably my single favourite Bond performance. He amplifies all of the traits displayed in GoldenEye, honing in on becoming even smoother, smarter and deadlier. Biggest improvements are the action, and dry one-line deliveries – “They’ll print anything these days” is delivered absolutely perfectly. This performance looks as effortless as the horizontal Bond controlling the car from the back seat of his BMW.
Not unlike the gadets, carver treads that line between rediculous and real
The supporting cast are all overshadowed by Pryce as Elliot Carver – who is fantastic at being restrained and subdued, yet ridiculously theatrical (especially in his eyebrows, scheme and super-ridiculous typing). Despite little screen time Teri Hatcher does well to convince us that she’s known Bond from way back.
Bottoms up. Teri makes an arse of herself!
With big GoldenEye boots to fill Tomorrow Never Dies is every bit as good a film, although it does switch the character development for more straigh-up action set pieces. There are plenty of hits, but it’s not without a few misses – the most cringe-worthy being a Mel Brooks style parody hitman. Another rock-solid stripped down Bond film.
Score: 7/10
This guy could genuinely walk straight into an Austin Powers film
TOP TRUMPS
Villain: Elliot Carver – dastardly pantomime baddie with insane delusions. 7
Henchmen: Stomper – another Red-Esque brute / Gunther: Fat beardy hacker / Weird-faced hitman. 6
Bond Girl: Mrs Carver – beautiful. Lucy Lui – hot, feisty and hold her own well. 8
Action: Terrorist Bazaar / Soundproof Studio / Newspaper Printer / Hong Kong HQ escape / Motorbike Chase / Kung Fu / Stealth Boat. 9
Handcuffed on a bike - made for some good 'out of the box' moments
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Out assessments were similar on this one. The henchmen were one of the weaker points of “Tomorrow.” Lot’s of corn wordplay and innuendo for those that are into that sort of thing.
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Actually, the Bond girl is Michelle Yeoh – who I have a bit of a crush on (maybe because of this role, in fairness). Between that and Teri Hatcher (who was reportedly a pain to work with), I’d push the Bond girls up to a 9 on this.
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Youve kind of made me reassess this one now, but whenever this is on itv2, ie twice a week, i dont really bother with it. It does have good action though, i seem to remember the ending being a bit naff.
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@Darren: Sounds terrible but I look at Michelle Yeoh and all I see is Jackie Chan – she looks so much like him!
@Ross: It’s the best ending ever “YOU FORGOT THE FIRST ROOOOL OF MASS MEDIA CARVAAAHH – GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANNNNTT”
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