Hell Ride: Biker ‘Pistolero’ is out for revenge after a rival gang had his lady killed years back. Scene one: guy lying on the ground with an arrow in his stomach. Scene two: some chick being beaten, tied, throat slit and burned. Rest of film: bodies dropping right, left and centre. This my friends, is ‘Bikesploitation’ – bikes, babes, beards and beer tediously linked by a wafer-thin plot. The casting is just as poor, especially Michael Madsen, who is 100% Budd from Kill Bill, Vinnie Jones as another badass, and remember cyber nerd Milo from 24, just pretend he’s really mean. The dead men walking supporting cast were so indistinguishable (hairy, shades and stupid names) that it was pretty hard to follow who was who, although they all got killed, so meh! It’s good to see Dennis Hopper and Dave Carradine on screen again. It had so much potential and although I wasn’t expecting much it still disappointed; it really is one of those films that is so bad it’s… bad. Note to Tarrantino: please stop presenting shite films!
I didn’t expect this to be a great film but it had a lot of potential to be a fun film. Ultimately, it was a big let down. The plot was all over the place which sucks because the lead character, Madsen’s character and Hopper’s character could have been very cool. I agree… instead of presenting films, Q.T. should rewrite and direct them himself. Although, he did “present” Iron Monkey which was a fun little Martial Arts flick. Check it out!!!
good title though
sounds like an ac/dc song