Slither

Slither: A small hick town is invaded by mind-controlling aliens, sound familiar? That’s because it’s been done a thousand times. I thought the big budget and production would have saved this… I thought wrong. For the first 40 minutes the only highlight was seeing a 5 second clip from the ‘Toxic Avenger’ on a television. The gore and effects were fairly good and there’s a tiny sliver of nudity but the rest is bad news, bad news that even Michael Rooker couldn’t save. Cheap jumps, stock characters, inane animal brutality, oral-loving CGI slugs and generally showing off the SFX covers the rest of this flick. I’d rather watch a cheap B-movies with heart than another boring CGI orgy, any day. Gory twaddle.

Score: 3/10

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3 comments
  1. Aiden R said:

    Aw, no way! Slither was great! Haha, different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

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  2. Paragraph Film Reviews said:

    We’re spoiled in the UK with the Zone Horror channel, ultra-cheesy b-movie galore!

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  3. as Aiden R said, NO WAY! this is great fun
    Rooker and Fillion together at last!

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