The Tourist

The Tourist: an American tourist has a bad case of mistaken identity when the police and Russian gangsters believe he’s a wanted criminal. Step back for a second and consider the following: biggest actress in Hollywood; biggest actor in Hollywood; Oscar-winning director; writer of Usual Suspects; re-make of an interesting French film; and Timothy Dalton! On paper this is cinematic gold, however, on celluloid, it’s so far off the mark. To call the casting of the mains ‘stale’ would be an insult to the word – Jolie plays a seductive siren (good English accent though!) and Depp is an eyebrow-wagging bumbling idiot. Both appear to turn up, force themselves through the motions, then laugh to the bank. What’s worse is that the stronger supporting cast all share a handful of short scenes. The slow-paced story uncomfortably meanders towards an unsurprising finale – that doesn’t make any sense in hindsight. Not unlike The American, this is more of a throwback to the classic thriller films (than their trailers would suggest), but where Clooney actually acts the part, a vacant Jolie just stares on as the lens slowly zooms in on high-fashion clad arse, legs and neck – a big indicator of how weak everything else about the film is. On the plus side it’s efficiently shot, classically lit and what you see of Venice looks nice. The final product is OK, and just watchable but if you want to see Jolie frolic with some Russians and a few plot twists, Salt was far better.

Score: 3.5/10

3 comments
  1. I feel the opposite. I think this was better than “Salt” although I gave both 3 stars. Yes, the “twist” could be seen from outer space, somewhat unnecessarym, but why can’t we just have a nice movie of Jolie and Depp just being Jolie and Depp? I liked that it didn’t try to be so in-your-face because most action/thrillers try so hard these days.

  2. CMrok93 said:

    It wasn’t down-right terrible, I still had fun despite there not really being much else to like in this film.

  3. Nice observation that this was a poor man’s “Salt.” It was like a red carpet movie for Jolie.

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